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Fact / Inference / Opinion / Uncertainty

  1. Fact

    Verifiable on-chain or in a primary source. Linked, so you can check it.

  2. Inference

    What the facts suggest. The reasoning is shown.

  3. Opinion

    Our read. Labeled as ours, never dressed up as fact.

  4. Uncertainty

    What we couldn't establish. Stated, not hidden.

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Sample / Illustrative data / Not a real finding

Claim

“Whales are accumulating $EXAMPLE.”

Verdict
Mostly substantiated
Confidence
0.82

Evidence for

  • Combined balance of the top 50 wallets is up 6.1% over 30 days.
  • Net exchange outflow on 21 of the last 30 days.

Evidence against

  • Two of the top ten wallets are exchange cold wallets, not investors.

Unknowns

  • Whether the largest new holder is one entity or several.

Sources

  • 0x719C...4FB2
  • BLOCK 29,481,922
  • 2026-10-03 18:42:09 UTC

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